The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's getting so lonely inside this bed
The Misheard: It's getting so lonely in Santa's bed
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Send your buddies down and buy us all a round.
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world.
The Misheard: Ooh, I put spears in my material.
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Real Lyric: I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see.
The Misheard: I'm sorry you're not protected for this fantasy.
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way.
The Misheard: I can see all lobster claws in my way.
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Real Lyric: You can feel it all over.
The Misheard: Mick and Phyllis are lovers.
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Real Lyric: You come on with a come on; you don't fight fair.
The Misheard: You come on with a gun on; you don't fight fair.
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Real Lyric: Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
The Misheard: Treating your neighbor like he's your mexican
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy broke his ass today
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Real Lyric: We hide behind walls of Jericho
The Misheard: We hide behind walls of Cherry Coke
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