The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sad but true
The Misheard: Sex Patrol
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Real Lyric: Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be.
The Misheard: Come in your car, on the curb, in a white Chevrolet.
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Real Lyric: Then she lit up a candle,
And she showed me the way.
The Misheard: Then she lit up a Ken doll,
And she showed me the way.
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Real Lyric: Ever die for these sins
The Misheard: Never dialed, forty cents
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Real Lyric: It's the world I know.
The Misheard: It's the one-eyed goat.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: I wear gumboots when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up the streets of Babylon.
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Real Lyric: Someone saved my life tonight.
The Misheard: Someone shaved my wife tonight.
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Real Lyric: How come everybody's gotta keep it like a kaiser?
The Misheard: How come everybody's gotta suckin on a geiser?
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