The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey Satan! Paid my dues, playing in a rock and roll band.
The Misheard: Hey Satan! No Jews are playin' in my rockin' band!
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Real Lyric: Demolition woman, can I be your man?
The Misheard: Devilish woman, can you please your man?
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house.
She's mighty mighty.
The Misheard: She's a brick house.
She's like a latte.
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Real Lyric: I'm a survivor. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna work harder.
The Misheard: I'm a survivor. I'm not gonna give up. I'm the Gestapo. I'm gonna work harder.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Racked up like a douche
Another lover in the night
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Real Lyric: Bites the dust uh!
The Misheard: Bite the doctor!
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Real Lyric: Our old friend fear and you and me.
The Misheard: Our old friend Phil and you and me.
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Real Lyric: Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded,
and that heaven is overrated?
The Misheard: Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded?
That man is constipated.
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Real Lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.
The Misheard: Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.
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Real Lyric: I've spent all my years in believing in you.
The Misheard: I spin on my ears to believe in you.
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