The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Bring a nickel, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, howdy in the street, Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Bringing nickels can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: The Union Jack was in the hands of The Who
The Misheard: The Union Jack was in the hands of a hoe
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Real Lyric: I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed.
The Misheard: I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed.
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Real Lyric: You're like a salve for a leper
The Misheard: You're like a 7-11
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Real Lyric: hold on loosely and dont let go. if you cling too tightly, your going to lose it too.
The Misheard: hold on to bruce lee and dont let go. if you cling too tightly, your going to lose your toad!
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Real Lyric: i just want to feel this moment.
The Misheard: i just want to feed this mole man!
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Real Lyric: please stand up.
The Misheard: please say im dumb.
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Real Lyric: Oh why do I live this way? And Oh why must I feel this way?
The Misheard: Oh why do I live this zoo? And Why must I feel this zoo?
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Real Lyric: I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed
The Misheard: I'm worse in what I do best And for this guilt, for feeling breasts
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Four or five cousins and a pelican
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