The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"
The Misheard: I was born one mornin', it was pissin' rain Fightin' and trouble are my middle name I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line
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Real Lyric: Oh, I'm all alone now No love to shield me Trapped in a world That's a distorted reality
The Misheard: Oh, I'm all alone now No love to shield me Trapped in a Wool's Ass a distorted reality
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Real Lyric: Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck...
The Misheard: Some nights I stay up splashing in my bathtub...
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Real Lyric: "Hello, Samantha dear, I hope you're feelin' fine."
The Misheard: "Hello. Some man is here. I heard you're feelin' fine."
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Real Lyric: Can't Count The Years On One Hand That We've Been Together. I'd Need The Other One To Hold You, Make You Feel Better. It's Not A Walk In The Park To Love Each Other. But When Our Fingers Interlock I Can't Deny You're Worth It.
The Misheard: Can't Get The Years Out My Head That We've Been Together. Underneath The Other Ones Who Hold You Make You Feel Better. It's Not A Walk In The Park To Love Each Other. But Once My Fingers Hit The Lock I Can't Deny You're With It
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Real Lyric: Could You Check My Pulse For Me To See If I'm Alive? 'Cause Every Time That I Am Near You's The Only Time I Feel Alright.
The Misheard: Could You Check My Balls For Me To See If I'm Alive? 'Cause Every Time That I Am Near You, Dear, Is The Times I Feel Alright.
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Real Lyric: Sugar in your tea
The Misheard: Shovel in your teeth
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Real Lyric: I just want another day
The Misheard: I wanna go to Notre Dame
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Real Lyric: Anybody else would surely know He's watching her go
The Misheard: Anyone else would surely know Watching Han Solo
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Real Lyric: What are we? We the s**t!
The Misheard: What are we? Weeder's s**t.
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