The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your burdens I will bear.
The Misheard: Your burgers are the best.
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Real Lyric: But remember when I moved in you,
and the holy dove was moving, too.
The Misheard: But remember when I moved in you,
and the holy duck was moving, too.
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Real Lyric: I more than long for your affection.
I tell you now that that ain't so.
The Misheard: I mow the lawn for your affection.
Tell me now that that ain't so.
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Real Lyric: Janie's got a gun.
The Misheard: Jesus got a gun.
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Real Lyric: This is the motion of the new revolution.
The Misheard: This is Bulbasaur from the new revolution.
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Real Lyric: I won't make it,
On my own
No one likes,
To be alone
The Misheard: I walk naked,
All day long
No one lets,
Me alone
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Real Lyric: Call all the Pentecostals,
Bring their anointing oil, too.
The Misheard: Call all your pants and costumes,
Bring their anointing oil, too.
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Real Lyric: Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
The Misheard: We were out on a date in my daddy's car We hadn't driven very far she was down on me It was feelin so good I wasn't looking the way I should I was coming hard and I swerved to the right I'll never forget the sound that night The screaming tires, t
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Real Lyric: A share in this relationship gets older
The Misheard: There's Cher in this relationship, get sober
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one bites the duck
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