The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
The Misheard: Kevin holds a place for those who pray.
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Real Lyric: Feliz navidad
The Misheard: Police nodded off.
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Real Lyric: Hang on, Sloopy.
Sloopy, hang on.
The Misheard: I`m not stupid,
stupid at all.
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make-up.
The Misheard: Grandma should put on a little make-up.
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Real Lyric: Out of control, yeah
The Misheard: Out of petroleum
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more.
The Misheard: Pack up your skirt, little boy.
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Real Lyric: The home of the free and the brave
The Misheard: The home of Pinky and the Brain
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wake up like a douche, or a rubber in the night.
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Real Lyric: I get so stuck on leaving.
The Misheard: I get so stuck on e-bay.
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
The Misheard: Please don't take my s**t from me.
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