The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go go.
The Misheard: Beat me up, before you go go.
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Real Lyric: Guilty as a girl can be
The Misheard: Guilty as a cocoa bean
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Real Lyric: Touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Tight for the very last time
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Real Lyric: Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz.
The Misheard: Now let's cut a rug as we skin a cat.
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Real Lyric: You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie.
The Misheard: You are pulled from the pillage by your silent referee.
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera,
guajira guantanamera.
The Misheard: One ton o' Maalox,
I need a one ton o' Maalox.
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Real Lyric: It's all part Of my Rock and Roll Fantasy
The Misheard: Guitar Bob Of my Rock and Roll Fantasy
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Real Lyric: I remember down in Houston, we were puttin' on a show
When some cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Cotton-Eyed Joe!"
The Misheard: I remember down in Houston, we were puttin' on a show
When some cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Hot Nachos!"
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again.
The Misheard: I got no towel, but I got underpants.
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Real Lyric: It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way.
The Misheard: It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way.
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