The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life's a dance. You learn as you go.
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow.
The Misheard: Life's a dance. You learn as you go
Sometimes you spit, sometimes you swallow.
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Real Lyric: Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned.
The Misheard: Your maggots burn, wither, haven't you've learned?
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Real Lyric: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: You know I like to keep my chi in stride today.
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Real Lyric: All lies and jest,
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
The Misheard: All eyes and chests,
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
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Real Lyric: She don't like that kind of behaviour.
The Misheard: She don't like Great Canada Beaver.
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem.
The Misheard: You shout your ass to wear and your suicide comb.
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Real Lyric: Jesus is all right with me
The Misheard: Jesus is a rat with feet
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Real Lyric: Have you ever been had in Clubland?
The Misheard: Have you ever been had in public?
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Real Lyric: Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
The Misheard: Ornry Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus falling on the floor.
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes, tellin' me no lies.
The Misheard: She had the flightless eyes, sellin' me no flies.
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