The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got that head nod s**t make you break your neck
The Misheard: I got that egg nog s**t make you break your neck
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Real Lyric: Stroke me. Stroke me.
The Misheard: Stroke man, stroke man
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Real Lyric: Lying naked on the floor
The Misheard: Like we make it on the floor
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Real Lyric: Who will save your soul?
The Misheard: Who will shave your mole?
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Real Lyric: We will, we will rock you.
The Misheard: We will, we will rob you.
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: Cannonball
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Real Lyric: When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions.
The Misheard: When I was an alien, Trojans were the thing.
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carving knife.
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Real Lyric: Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies.
The Misheard: Here comes John saying, "Go, Leafs, Go."
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Real Lyric: The old regime is falling.
The Misheard: The aubergine is falling.
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