The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If she would dance, I would DJ.
The Misheard: If she would dance that would be gay.
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Real Lyric: Why bother? It's gonna hurt me. It's gonna kill when you desert me.
The Misheard: My father is gonna hurt me. He's gonna kill when you desert me.
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Real Lyric: Right about now
The funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now
The funk stole rubber
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
The Misheard: Gee, I'll grow to salivate.
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Lost dinosaurs close to me.
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Real Lyric: Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play.
The Misheard: Home, home on the range,
where the deer and the cantalope play.
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Real Lyric: Above all the others
The Misheard: Above all the young girls
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Real Lyric: Hot blooded, check it and see
The Misheard: Hot buttered, check in the seeds
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Real Lyric: We got the beat, we got the beat
The Misheard: We got big feet, we got big feet
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Real Lyric: When I'm not with you, I lose my mind.
The Misheard: I'm gonna get you when I lose my mind.
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