The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag,
Listening to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
The Misheard: Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag,
Listening to the teacher while adjusting my bag
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Real Lyric: Sky falls. You feel like it's a beautiful day.
The Misheard: He's got a bulgy feline. It's a beautiful day.
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel.
Give me fire.
Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me fuel.
Give me fire.
Give me double genocide.
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Real Lyric: How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that?
The Misheard: How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're licking my cat?
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to Funky Town?
The Misheard: Oh R2D2, Funky Town!
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Real Lyric: That's one you owe me.
I let you slide.
I couldn't back-shoot a buddy.
It goes against my pride.
The Misheard: That's one you owe me.
I let you slide.
I couldn't fax you the bunny.
It goes against my pride.
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet.
The Misheard: I'm only a man, a sailor with cheese.
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: Another one bites my butt.
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Real Lyric: I believe that the heart does go on.
The Misheard: I believe that the hot dogs go on.
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Real Lyric: Where blind men see
The Misheard: With lime and tea
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