The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let her go and start over.
The Misheard: Let a porn star over.
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Real Lyric: I've got a girlfriend with bows in her hair, and nothing's better than that.
The Misheard: I've got a girlfriend with holes in her head, and nothing's better than that.
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Real Lyric: Or else forget about it.
The Misheard: Horace, forget about it.
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Real Lyric: Through many dangers, toils and snares
The Misheard: Through many dangerous toys and snails
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Real Lyric: Two of Hearts
The Misheard: Two Pop-Tarts
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Real Lyric: I have a bird that whistles and I have birds that sing
The Misheard: I hear a bum that whistles and I have balls that sing
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Real Lyric: Cecila, you're breaking my heart.
The Misheard: Princess Leia, you're breaking my heart.
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Real Lyric: You drive me crazy. I just can't sleep.
The Misheard: You call me lazy when I'm asleep.
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Real Lyric: When you're big in Japan tonight
The Misheard: When you're big in the pants tonight...
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Real Lyric: Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
The Misheard: Taco body, taco body, taco body, taco body
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