The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bailamos. Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
The Misheard: By my nose, let the rhythm take you over by my nose.
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Real Lyric: May ye beautifully rhyme
Your evetime song, ye singers.
The Misheard: May ye beautifully rhyme
Your end time zombie singers.
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: My sure boner
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Real Lyric: In the name of love
The Misheard: In the neighbourhood
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Real Lyric: We're Jammin. I hope you like jammin' too
The Misheard: We're German. I hope you like Germans too.
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Real Lyric: Hey where did we go...
The Misheard: Hey there Rodrigo!
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Real Lyric: The sun rose on the courtyard
And they all did hear him say,
"You always were a Judas
But I got you anyway.
You may have got your silver,
But I swear upon my life,
Your sister gave me diamonds,
And I gave them to your wife."
Oh Father, please help me,
For I have done wrong.
The man's too big.
The man's too strong.
The Misheard: The sun rose on the courtyard
And they all did hear you say,
"You always was a nudist
But I got nude anyway.
You may have got your silver,
But I swear upon my life,
Your sister gave my diamonds,
And I gave it to your wife."
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Real Lyric: Have some faith in me.
The Misheard: m********e with me.
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Real Lyric: It's a cruel, cruel summer.
The Misheard: It's a fruit, fruit samba.
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Real Lyric: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
The Misheard: All the birdies say Im pretty high for a rabbi.
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