The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Her lips are devil red.
The Misheard: Her lips are deviled eggs.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Dee and the Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: "I am the lord of the dance," said He.
The Misheard: I am the lord of the dance settee.
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Real Lyric: The freezer supply should last a year.
The Misheard: The visas of passion last a year.
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.
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Real Lyric: I'm a real cool head. I'm making real good bread.
The Misheard: I'm a local hit. I'd make a real good Brit.
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Real Lyric: Rhythm is a dancer. It's a soul's companion.
The Misheard: Rhythm is a dancer. It's a social prancer.
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Real Lyric: Try and stay away from Kriss Kross imitators.
The Misheard: Try and stay away from Kriss Kross and potaters.
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Real Lyric: Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
The Misheard: Just a come on from the horse on Seventh Avenue
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Real Lyric: Please don't go.
The Misheard: He's the boat.
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