The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Aimed at you, we're the cowboys from hell.
The Misheard: Aimed at you were the camels from hell.
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Real Lyric: You can't take me apart!
The Misheard: Jack, get me some porn!
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Real Lyric: I have been all around the world, looking for that woman-girl.
The Misheard: I have been all around the world, looking for that Mormon girl.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I catch nine trout. I put them in my mouth. I'm never gonna get more trout.
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Real Lyric: With birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Which Berber shade will I choose for you?
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Real Lyric: She's so lucky; she's a star,
but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart.
The Misheard: She's so lucky in her car,
but she cry, cry, cried when they stole her car.
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Real Lyric: Underneath your clothes
The Misheard: I don't need your clothes
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Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes
The Misheard: Foreign d*kes in the hooker place
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna chase the dark clouds away
The Misheard: I'm gonna chase that duck crap away
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
The Misheard: Everybody needs a Moslem for a pillow
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