The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
The Misheard: Wooly bear could share a big mom, for sure!
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Real Lyric: In the memory you'll find me.
The Misheard: In the memory of Bambi
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Real Lyric: And Sara thinks she's died here once before.
The Misheard: And Sara thinks her daddy wants a beef whore.
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Real Lyric: What's my age again?
The Misheard: Where's my Asian friend?
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Real Lyric: Little red Corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent. Call back.
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Real Lyric: Evil woman
The Misheard: He is a woman.
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe he'd kiss his carpet knife.
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Real Lyric: Now you sailors know where your women come for love.
The Misheard: Now you satyrs know where your women come for love.
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Real Lyric: We all live under the reign of one king.
The Misheard: We all live under the reign of monkeys.
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Real Lyric: So you wanna make catastrophe?
The Misheard: So you wanna make a tapestry?
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