The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
another runner in the night
The Misheard: Torn up like a douche,
Another stoner in the night.
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Real Lyric: Never made it as a wise man.
The Misheard: Never made it with a wise man.
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Real Lyric: It was set in a different life,
destroys my days and haunts my nights.
The Misheard: It was sex in a different life
destroys my days and haunts my nights.
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
The Misheard: The queers don't vote, the fine cold rum and then
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Real Lyric: Right about now
the funk soul brother
The Misheard: Ride about now
The funk's so grubber.
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Real Lyric: The killer in me is the killer in you.
The Misheard: Tequila in me is tequila in you.
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Real Lyric: Don't you cry tonight.
There's a heaven above you, baby.
The Misheard: Don't you cry tonight,
and the Everson Walls, you baby.
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Real Lyric: And one day we'll all understand.
The Misheard: And one day we'll own a newsstand.
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Real Lyric: Out of reach
The Misheard: Gouda cheese
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Real Lyric: She's seein' some slick continental dude
The Misheard: She's seein' some slick talkin' mental dude
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