The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Obviously cause that s**t did not last
The Misheard: I'll be asleep cause that fish did not last.
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: You ate bananas
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Real Lyric: Everybody plays the fool.
The Misheard: Everybody plays the spoons.
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Real Lyric: Cookie, I think you're tame.
The Misheard: Cookin' up big joints - tame!
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Real Lyric: Your faith in me brings me to tears
Even after all these years.
The Misheard: Your face in me brings me to tears
Even after all these beers.
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Real Lyric: Sent me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man.
The Misheard: Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill Piano Man.
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Real Lyric: Big girls don't cry.
The Misheard: Big girl, small fry
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Real Lyric: Lady Mercy won't be home tonight.
The Misheard: Freddie Mercury won't be home tonight.
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Real Lyric: Cuts like a knife
The Misheard: The cat's got a knife.
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Real Lyric: Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: Don't be afraid of the guy in shades of mauve.
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