The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.
The Misheard: My eyes become Elijah.
The light that you shine can't be seen.
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Real Lyric: You got the peaches, I got the cream.
The Misheard: You got the b**thes, I got the cream.
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Real Lyric: That was a crazy game of poker.
The Misheard: That was a crazy way to poke her.
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Real Lyric: And lovers await the break of day
The Misheard: And lovers await the break-up day
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified virgin of the Planet Good
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem.
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear in a suicide pose.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da bu dee, da bu dai.
The Misheard: I'm blue and in need of a diet.
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Real Lyric: I follow the Moskva down to Gorky Park,
listening to the winds of change.
The Misheard: Follow the moose path down to Donkey Park,
listening to the winds of change.
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Real Lyric: Love shack, baby, love shack
The Misheard: Log shack, build a log shack.
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Real Lyric: dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
The Misheard: dreamin' of my Chevy and my aubergines
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