The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Won't find virgins on pellet man
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Real Lyric: I must go there, to find my soul there.
The Misheard: I must go there, to find my soda.
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Real Lyric: The Sun Machine is coming down and we're gonna have a party
The Misheard: The sewing machine is coming down and we're gonna have a party
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me down and she's a lemon
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Real Lyric: Warning, live without warning.
The Misheard: Water, live without water.
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Real Lyric: You and me, endlessly
The Misheard: You and me, and Leslie
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Real Lyric: I need a big loan from the girl zone
The Misheard: I need a big man from the ghetto
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Real Lyric: You gotta roll with it, baby.
The Misheard: You got a bald-headed baby.
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Real Lyric: I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
The Misheard: I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: He has a hand of invisible duck s**t.
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