The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
The Misheard: It's fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home.
The Misheard: And I feel like a Crisco queen.
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Real Lyric: If I need it in the morning or the middle of the night..I ain't too proud to beg!"
The Misheard: If I need it in the morning or the middle of the night...82 pound of bread!"
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man with gooey wet cheese
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette,
Baby, you're much too fast.
The Misheard: Eatin' my friend Corlette,
Maybe shes just too fat.
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Real Lyric: Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel....
The Misheard: No whales, no whales, no whales, no whales
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Real Lyric: Although she might be cute, she's just a substitute....
The Misheard: Although she might be cute, she's just a prostitute..
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Real Lyric: Body's in withdrawal everytime you take it away
The Misheard: Body's in withdrawal everytime you're takin' a wee
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Real Lyric: Like a rhinestone cowboy
The Misheard: Like a wine-stoned ploughboy
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem.
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear in a simple snide hole
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