The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Steady stacking papers smokin' on fat stacks of danks, see
The Misheard: Steadies cappin' steaks for smokin' on fat, sex-and-dexy!
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Real Lyric: So dust off your highest hopes
The Misheard: So dust off the highest toes
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Real Lyric: You're the one they adore
The Misheard: You're the one; rape the door
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Real Lyric: And the other half's luck
The Misheard: And the other half's slut
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Real Lyric: Is he live or dead?
The Misheard: Is he black or white?
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Real Lyric: eating from a can
The Misheard: eating from a cat
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Real Lyric: got a strange magic
The Misheard: Got to strain my d**k
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Real Lyric: You close your eyes and visualize the day you'll get away.
The Misheard: You close your eyes and visualize a deer getting rear.
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Real Lyric: No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy.
The Misheard: No muscle brawn man could take my hand from my guy.
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son!
The Misheard: But the jam is not my son!
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