The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was caught In the middle of a railroad track
The Misheard: I was born In the middle of a rhino attack
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
The Misheard: Spare him his life and his lone slice of cheese.
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: She's with a man who's afraid to shave alone.
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Real Lyric: Built like she was
She had the nerve to ask me.
The Misheard: Built like she was
She had a bit of asthma.
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Real Lyric: And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.
The Misheard: And I lie in, I lie in, I lie in, I lie in.
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Real Lyric: How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
The Misheard: How can we sing the Lord's song in Australia?
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Real Lyric: Change my pitch up. Smack my b**th up.
The Misheard: Take my picture. Snap my picture.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.
The Misheard: You dress like a lady.
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Real Lyric: Return to Sender
The Misheard: Retard Lucinda
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun.
The Misheard: Four or five pigeons and a pelican.
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