The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 50871 thru 50880 of 54134
Real Lyric: If you want my future,
forget my past.
The Misheard: If you want my future,
forget my ass.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: shoo-wop shooby-doo shoo-wop shooby-doo
The Misheard: Shut up Scooby Doo. Shut up Scooby Doo.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: What would it take for you to just leave with me?
The Misheard: What would it take for you to just sleep with me?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Rollercoaster of love
The Misheard: Colonel Custard of love
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Inside of me and such a part of you
The Misheard: In sodomy and such a part of you.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Summer breeze makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
The Misheard: Summer breeze makes me feel fine, going to the jazz bar in my mind.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Count the headlights on the highway.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
You had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me close I'm trying to dance. Ah!
Count the bread rice on the highway.
Lay me down in sheets of landings.
I had to bake today, today.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Semi-charmed kind of life
The Misheard: I took a scimitar to my wife.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hush, hush,
Keep it down now.
Voices carry.
The Misheard: Hush hush,
Keep it downtown.
This is Carrie.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I can't get down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.