The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
The Misheard: It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed baby that you gave to me.
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Real Lyric: Oh Canada, our home and native land
The Misheard: Oh Canada, our home and TV land
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Real Lyric: Tonight I celebrate my love to you
The Misheard: Tonight I Cellotape my glove to you
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Real Lyric: She wrote upon it, "Return to sender."
The Misheard: She rode a boat. Return, Lucinda.
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Real Lyric: Bob Marley, walking like he talk it.
The Misheard: Bob Marley, walking like a doggette.
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Real Lyric: There's a moon up above.
The Misheard: There's a blue, ugly bug.
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Look, for my breasts are small, not humble.
Now you may use them as mountains.
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Real Lyric: Just close your eyes and I'll take you there. This place is warm without a care.
The Misheard: Just close your eyes and I'll pull your hair. Scream and cry but I don't care.
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Real Lyric: Jam cause Backstreet's got it.
The Misheard: Gemma Fitzpatrick's got it.
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Real Lyric: Got the maple syrup.
The Misheard: Gotta make the syrup.
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