The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow walking Walter, fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.
The Misheard: Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson!
The Misheard: It's my British accent!
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Real Lyric: The only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope.
The Misheard: The only thing that keeps me whole
Is my life as a satin doll.
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher, To the place where blind men see.
The Misheard: Can you take me higher, To the place where nine men pee.
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Real Lyric: And he holds his crayon rosary
The Misheard: And he holds his crayon grocery
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Free, free the Japanese!
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Real Lyric: We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
The Misheard: Livin in a polytech and givin off sparks.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the Burgess Shale it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: Gee, the old LaSalle ran great.
The Misheard: Gee, the old and sour are great.
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