The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: This butter-fried chick just put a smile on my face
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Real Lyric: A man of peace
The Misheard: Oh man, I'll pee!
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Real Lyric: Goin' to the chapel and we're
Gonna get married.
The Misheard: Goin' to the chapel and we're
Gonna get mad at Harry!
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Real Lyric: I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
The Misheard: I have a tendency to wipe my nose on my sleeve.
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Real Lyric: From the bottomless pit
The Misheard: From the bottom, they spit.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The algebra that the devil put aside for me
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Real Lyric: I was the black sheep of the family.
The Misheard: I was so black she put the fan on me.
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Real Lyric: Tenth avenue freeze-out
The Misheard: Tit devil in the freezer
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Real Lyric: hahaha....wipeout
The Misheard: hahaha...lightbulb
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready. I'm just smelly.
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