The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life. I wish I could but it's too late.
The Misheard: I tell you to end your life. I wish I could but it's too late.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down,
But I get up again.
You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get no town
Like an overjet.
You're never gonna keep me down.
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Real Lyric: This one goes out to the one I love.
The Misheard: This one goes out to the one-eyed dove.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Please don't tread on my lino.
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Real Lyric: Barely move,
We've arrived,
Lookin' sexy,
Lookin' fly
Baddest chick,
Chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang.
The Misheard: Men move,
Spin around
Look sexy,
Look alive.
Last chance,
Genocide
DJ, Gemini,
Spiderman, dinner thing.
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Real Lyric: Hey where did we go?
The Misheard: Hey wet amigo!
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Real Lyric: I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away.
The Misheard: I wanna get lost in your wheelbarrow and drift away.
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Real Lyric: Hey! Must be the money!
The Misheard: Hey! Pass me the monkey!
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Real Lyric: I've bought it
The Misheard: I farted
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I’m the first in line
The Misheard: If you change your mind, on the Jersey line
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