The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be your down time.
I don't wanna be your stupid game.
The Misheard: I don't wanna be your down time.
I don't wanna be your stool pidgeon.
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Real Lyric: Every time I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes.
The Misheard: Every time I comb my hair, got some noogie in my eye.
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Real Lyric: Funky Cold Medina
The Misheard: Funky Coleman Weiners
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Real Lyric: American woman, listen to what I say.
The Misheard: American woman, you can stay if you're gay.
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Real Lyric: Girl, you leave me breathless, but it's ok.
The Misheard: Girl, you need a breath mint, but it's ok.
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Real Lyric: Oh, try and mimic what's insane.
The Misheard: Oh, try a midget, what the hey.
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Real Lyric: The world needs wannabes.
The world loves wannabes.
Let's get some more wannabes.
The Misheard: The world needs one-eyed peas.
The world loves one-eyed peas.
Let's get some more one-eyed peas.
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Real Lyric: In that big somewhere out there
The Misheard: In that big sombrero over there
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Real Lyric: Guilty, guilty as a girl can be.
The Misheard: Guilty, guilty of photography
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Real Lyric: Gonna dress you up in my love.
The Misheard: Gonna dress you up in nylon.
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