The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're a grand old flag.
You're a high-flying flag.
The Misheard: You're a grand old flag.
You're a hot-rodding flag.
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Real Lyric: And I miss you like the deserts miss the rain.
The Misheard: And I miss you like a pleasant mystery.
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Real Lyric: And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you,like the deserts masquerade
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Piggyback rider
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Real Lyric: My baby don't care.
The Misheard: My baby's no hair.
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Real Lyric: China Grove! Woah--oh!
The Misheard: Tally-ho! woah-oh!
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Real Lyric: Bei Mir Bist du Schoen
The Misheard: The bear missed the train.
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Real Lyric: Here in my car I am safest of all.
The Misheard: Here in my car I am safe as Jamal.
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Real Lyric: Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right.
The Misheard: Clowns to the left of me,
Jump your ass to the right.
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
The Misheard: When Suzie's wuzzle was so tight.
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