The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: His mama named him Tommy, but folks just called him yellow.
The Misheard: His mama named him Tommy; the folks just called him Jello.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's poking m********e
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Real Lyric: Elegantly wasted
The Misheard: Better than the white stuff
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Real Lyric: Hit me, baby, one more time.
The Misheard: Hit me with your big behind.
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Real Lyric: With a little peace and some harmony.
The Misheard: With a little peas and some hominy.
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
The Misheard: Moosemeat in the sky with diamonds.
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Real Lyric: I read a book and it's your face
The Misheard: I need a book to hit your face
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you lose the ketchup on the table?
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, watch yourself.
The Misheard: Sassafrass, wash yourself.
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Real Lyric: Now you're messin with a son of a b**th.
The Misheard: Hound dog misfit son of a b**th.
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