The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And through it all, she offers me protection, a lotta love and affection.
The Misheard: And through it all she offers me protection, a little love and infection!
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Real Lyric: I cry out to God seeking only His decision.
Gabriel stands and confirms I've created my own prison.
The Misheard: I cry out to God seeking only His decision.
Random people confirm I've created my own prison.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady.....
The Misheard: Doodles like a lady.....
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Real Lyric: One more time We gotta celebrate
The Misheard: One more time we've got a salad breaker
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken,
Your best friend always sticking up for you?
The Misheard: Can you imagine a love like real fried chicken,
Your best friend always sneaking up on you?
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I get knocked down, by an oven mitt
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Real Lyric: It's got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home...
The Misheard: It's got what it takes to make a muffin man leave his home...
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Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine,
dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: Got my virginity,
Dynamite with a laser bean.
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: Honest, I see you.
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Real Lyric: Going to a go-go
The Misheard: Going to a boat show
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