The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: Olives, I'll see you!
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Real Lyric: The only boy that could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man.
The Misheard: The only boy who could ever teach me was the son of a pizza man.
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Real Lyric: I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me.
The Misheard: I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin' you to bed me.
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Real Lyric: Proud Mary, keep on burning.
The Misheard: Brownberry, keep on burning.
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Real Lyric: I have been blessed.
The Misheard: I have big breasts.
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Real Lyric: Keep me searching for a heart of gold
The Misheard: Keep on searching for an artichoke
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
You give love a bad name.
The Misheard: Shot through my balls, and you're to blame.
You gave my pants a bloodstain.
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Real Lyric: Someone left the cake out in the rain..
The Misheard: Someone left the gay cat in the rain...
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Real Lyric: And our love become a funeral pyre
The Misheard: And our love become a funeral parlour
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: Another one fights the pus.
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