The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Australians all, let us rejoice,
For we are young and free!
The Misheard: Australians all eat sausages.
Four minus one is three.
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it.
Rock the Casbah.
Rock the Casbah.
The Misheard: Sharice don't like it.
Rock the cashbog.
Rock the cashbog.
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Real Lyric: You can fix your nose if he says so.
The Misheard: You can fit your nose up his asshole.
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Real Lyric: God bless Mother Nature. She's a single woman, too.
The Misheard: Downcast Mother Nature, She's a stupid woman, too.
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Real Lyric: I fell in love with the girl at the rock show.
She said "What" and I told her that I didn't know.
The Misheard: I went down with the girl at the rock show.
She said "What" and I told her Garfield was a show.
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Real Lyric: Eton rifles
The Misheard: Eating trifles
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Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart.
The Misheard: Food is in the fart.
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Real Lyric: Tenderness
The Misheard: Jesuit
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Real Lyric: In the middle of my thoughts
The Misheard: In the middle of my crotch
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Real Lyric: Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter.
The Misheard: Don't let some hell-bent whore leave you bitter.
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