The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take a chance on me
The Misheard: (about 1:40 into the song it sounds like) "no man leaves his flies in my s**t"
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross-eyed stare that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
The Misheard: Gee, our old celery grate
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Real Lyric: Hit me, baby, one more time.
The Misheard: Hit it, baby, from behind.
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Real Lyric: With a purple umberella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: With a purple operator and a fifty cent head
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Real Lyric: You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
The Misheard: You can't go to California without madness in your eyes.
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Real Lyric: Too much, the magic bus
The Misheard: Toothbrush, the magic bus
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Real Lyric: Dr. Landy, tell me you're not just a pedagogue.
The Misheard: Dr. Landy, tell me you're not just a pair of dogs.
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Real Lyric: Meet me at the mission at midnight. We'll divvy up there.
The Misheard: Meet me at the mission at midnight and I'll give you a beer.
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Real Lyric: Thank you, disillusionment.
The Misheard: Thank you, disillusioned mint.
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