The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some say that we are players, some say that we are pawns, but we've been makin' money since the day that we were born
The Misheard: Some day we may be layers, they think that we watch porn, but we've been milkin' honey since the day that we were corn
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Real Lyric: My romance doesn't need a castle rising in Spain,
Nor a dance with a constantly surprising refrain.
The Misheard: My Romance doesn't have a castle. I zing in space.
No red pants to a constantly surprising France.
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Real Lyric: Back to that howlin' old owl in the woods, huntin' the horny back toad.
The Misheard: Back to that howlin' old sow in the woods, back to that honey backed cow.
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Real Lyric: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
The Misheard: It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
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Real Lyric: Unskinny bop
The Misheard: Oh, t**ty ball
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Real Lyric: It's too late tonight
To drag the past out into the light.
The Misheard: It's too late tonight
To drag your pants out into the light.
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Real Lyric: Take my hand. I'm a stranger in paradise.
The Misheard: Take my hand. I'm a dangerous parasite.
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Real Lyric: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stayin alive
The Misheard: Ah ah ah ah stick in your eye, stick in your eye
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Whose bed have your boobs been under?
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know just what you're thinking.
The Misheard: Dopey, I know just what you're thinking.
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