The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rose petals on the silk sheet
The Misheard: Roast pedals on the sick sheep
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The Dukes of Hazzard, in their car...vroom!
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Real Lyric: That girl comes on and tells me how tight my skirts should be
The Misheard: A man comes on to tell me how tight my shirts can be
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Real Lyric: You make me sick I want you and i'm hating it
The Misheard: You make me sick I want you with a hand grenade
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Real Lyric: Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
The Misheard: Donuts make my brownies blue.
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Real Lyric: When you are with me,
I'm free
The Misheard: When you are with me,
I pee
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Real Lyric: Two Pina Coladas,
One for each hand
The Misheard: Two Pina Coladas,
One 4-H camp
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Real Lyric: Scoop, Muck, and Dizzy Rolly too, ....
The Misheard: Too f***ing busy, Rolly too...
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Real Lyric: Dr. say's he's coming but you have to pay him cash.
The Misheard: Dr. say's he's coming but you have a permanent rash.
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Real Lyric: What's the frequency Kenneth? Is your benzedrine?
The Misheard: Lots of people seek Cannabis; is your 'Benz a dream?
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