The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine...
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too, you know I'm ready for the magazine...
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Real Lyric: A denial
The Misheard: Pop your eye out.
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Real Lyric: I am a rock.
I am an island.
The Misheard: I am a rock.
I have an arm.
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning up his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, you're the only muse I've ever known.
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Real Lyric: Sharif don't like it.
The Misheard: Shout if you don't like it.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in moo cows.
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Real Lyric: It's like rain on your wedding day.
The Misheard: It's like radiation on your wedding day.
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Real Lyric: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
The Misheard: Little Miss Muffet sat in her tuffet
eating her turds and hay..
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Real Lyric: I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I remember when you could start a plow.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna keep on loving you cause it's the only thing I wanna do
The Misheard: I'm gonna keep on bugging you cause it's the only thing I wanna do
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