The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm the king and I wish for bacon
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Real Lyric: Adia, I do believe I failed you.
The Misheard: Idiot, I do believe I've veiled you.
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Real Lyric: I'm falling apart in your hands again.
The Misheard: I'm falling, I'm farting, your hands are gay.
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Real Lyric: Icicle Icicle where are you going I have a hiding place when spring marches in
The Misheard: Bicycle Bicycle where are you going I have a hiding place where Sting marches in
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you
The Misheard: You know I'm searching food for you
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Real Lyric: My head is full of voices
and my house is full of lies
The Misheard: My head is full of oysters
and my house is full of flies
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Real Lyric: You're beggin for an eyeful
but you only get a peek.
The Misheard: You're beggin for an apple
but you only get a peach.
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want,
The Misheard: You're the wobbly dog,
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Real Lyric: That's great; it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes.
The Misheard: That's great; it starts with an earthquake, virgin snake.
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Real Lyric: And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
The Misheard: And even if I could, my grandma
put your picture on my wall.
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