The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jump on Jay like cows jump moons.
The Misheard: Jump on Jay like cows on food.
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Real Lyric: ...the moment you set foot on my shore
The Misheard: ...the moment you said 'put on my shorts'
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Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
The Misheard: He just smiled and gave me a b**thin' white sandwich
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Real Lyric: The shavin' razor's cold and it stings.
The Misheard: The shavin' razor's goin' and it sings.
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Real Lyric: I just want to shake us up.
The Misheard: I just want a chicken sub.
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Real Lyric: The man he didn't have to be
The Misheard: The man who didn't have to pee
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Real Lyric: Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls
The Misheard: 'Cuz Batman makes me catch her every time she falls.
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Real Lyric: God, I need some answers.
The Misheard: God, I need some action.
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Real Lyric: She was a day tripper
The Misheard: She was a state trooper
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Real Lyric: Reaching out to both of us
The Misheard: Reaching out to touch the breast
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