The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine.
The Misheard: She wants a fax machine.
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Real Lyric: Where have all the cowboys gone?
The Misheard: Where have all the Catholics gone?
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Real Lyric: Duke of Earl
The Misheard: Dude of Earl
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your rhythm stick.
The Misheard: Hit me with your New York steak.
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Real Lyric: So let us not talk falsely now. The hour is getting late.
The Misheard: Some writers were talking falsely now that I was getting laid.
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Real Lyric: Who wants honey as long as there's some money?
The Misheard: Who walks behind me as long as they can't find me?
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: another pie in the dust
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Real Lyric: I take my chances. I don't mind working without a net.
The Misheard: I take my chances. I don't mind working without Annette.
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Real Lyric: It's the circle of life.
The Misheard: It's the soup bowl of life.
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle.
You gotta rub me the right way.
The Misheard: I'm a genie in a bottle.
You gotta rub me to ride me.
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