The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Constant craving
The Misheard: Can't stand gravy
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield.
The Misheard: Love is a plate of veal.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the Burma Shave this one for you.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again.
You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I got no thumb, but it grew back again.
You're never gonna keep me down.
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Real Lyric: I remember your red dress
Like a field full o' poppy.
The Misheard: I remember your red dress
Like a pimple a-poppin'.
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Real Lyric: All I want is you.
The Misheard: Oh, I wanna screw.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna take this night and make it evergreen.
The Misheard: I'm gonna take this knife and make it evergreen.
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Real Lyric: I hope that when this issue's gone...
The Misheard: I hope that when this fish is gone...
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Real Lyric: Too legit, too legit to quit.
The Misheard: Chicky wick, do the chicky wick.
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Slam your daughter down and kick her all around.
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