The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson; I am for real.
The Misheard: I am Samuel Jackson; I am for real.
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Real Lyric: One horse open sleigh
The Misheard: One whore soap and sleigh.
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Real Lyric: Let me hear your body talk..
The Misheard: Let me hear your potty talk
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Real Lyric: If ever you're in my arms again,
This time I'll hold you forever.
The Misheard: If ever you're in my home cookin',
This time I'll mold you much better.
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: She's a slut. That's more than you should know.
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Real Lyric: My mother died every night.
It's safe to say don't quote me on that.
The Misheard: Another tire every night,
And said, "Do you see the chromium man?"
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk.
The Misheard: We're the redneck kings of funk.
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy about a shy best man.
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Real Lyric: Graffiti decorations
Under the sky of dust
The Misheard: I feed on declarations,
Under a sky of dust.
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Real Lyric: No alarms and no surprises, silent.
The Misheard: No alarms, no surprises, salad.
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