The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Having never lived like a lap full of G's
The Misheard: Had me nibbling like a rat on cheese
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: Small can of water
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Real Lyric: Semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
The Misheard: Semi-time private eye, lady lady
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Real Lyric: And of course, Henry the horse dances the waltz.
The Misheard: And of course, Henry the horse dances with wolves.
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Real Lyric: Don't stop till you get enough.
The Misheard: Don't stop till you get it up.
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Real Lyric: I need guidance to be true
The Misheard: I need God in stupid shoes
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Real Lyric: A man comes on to tell me how white my shirts could be
The Misheard: A girl comes on and tells me How uptight my skirt she'd be
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Real Lyric: I'm safe and sound, down in the dungeon, just Peaches and me.
The Misheard: I'm doing fine now, down in the dungeons with Peters and Lee.
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Real Lyric: Stand and deliver, your money or your life...
The Misheard: Stab in the liver, your mummy or your wife
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Real Lyric: The harder they come and the home of old bluebeat
The Misheard: "The Harder They Come" is a boring old movie.
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