The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 18 and life, you got it!
The Misheard: 18 and a life with cattle
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Real Lyric: I Can't, I Can't, I Can't Stand Losing ...
The Misheard: I Can't, I Can't, I Can't Smack Bluesy...
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Real Lyric: Gettin' Jiggy wit it
The Misheard: Hit a chicken with it.
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Real Lyric: I got my eggs I got my pancakes too
The Misheard: I got my AIDS I got my backaches too.
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your bee, Roberta
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Real Lyric: I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea
The Misheard: I want to push you off of a mountain,
I want to drown you in the sea
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Real Lyric: Born to be wild...
The Misheard: Wow Timmy why
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Real Lyric: Just like the old man In that book by Nabokov
The Misheard: Just like the old man Who's been hit by an apple core
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
The Misheard: When Smokey sings, I fear violence.
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards, and candy,
I do it just cause I
The Misheard: I was cotton candy.
You was just cotton.
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