The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I won't put my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growin' addiction that I can't deny
The Misheard: To me you're like a boner dictionary that I can't deny
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Real Lyric: Lady Madonna, children at your feet
The Misheard: Lady Madonna killed an anchovy!
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Real Lyric: And that heaven is overrated
The Misheard: b***h yer on the wrong wheel
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Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone.
The Misheard: I've got two-ton pebbles and a microphone.
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Real Lyric: Here's another speech
you wish I'd swallow
The Misheard: Here's another sweet
Jewish-eyed swallow
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Real Lyric: Betcha by golly wow
The Misheard: Betcha five pollywogs
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Real Lyric: Leaving me looking like a dumbstruck fool
The Misheard: Leaving me looking like a duck's drunk book
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Real Lyric: This is the anthem throw all your hands up...
The Misheard: This is the anthem blow all your friends up...
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Real Lyric: Dig way down in your heart You're burning, yearning for some
The Misheard: Dig way down in your heart You're burning urine in the cole slaw
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