The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some just shapeless forms
The Misheard: Some just shake their sporrans.
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Real Lyric: Teacher don't you fill me
Up with you your rules.
Everybody knows that smoking
Ain't allowed in school.
The Misheard: Teacher don't you kill me
Up with your rule.
Everybody knows that
Smoking in the lounge is cool.
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Real Lyric: I got the head nod s**t to break your neck
The Misheard: I got the egg nog s**t to break your neck
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Real Lyric: I cannot believe we'd ever die
For these sins.
The Misheard: I cannot believe we'd ever buy
Forty cents.
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Real Lyric: They've got a Robert Palmer t-shirt in their travel bag.
The Misheard: You've got a rubber politician in your travel bag.
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Parsley saved Rosemary in time.
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Real Lyric: But they can't take away my dignity
The Misheard: But they can't take away my dinner tea
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane
The Misheard: Wife's into Vaseline
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Real Lyric: I am but a fool.
The Misheard: I'm a butter fool.
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Real Lyric: On a dark desert highway
The Misheard: On a dock, there's a highway.
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