The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mind drifts like a big balloon
The Misheard: I'm dressed like a big balloon.
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Real Lyric: Ferry ... cross the Mersey
The Misheard: Drew Carey's ... from New Jersey
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Real Lyric: Raspberry beret
The Misheard: Mad spiritual man
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Real Lyric: Aurora
Goddess sparkle.
Shoot me
Beyond this suffer.
The Misheard: Aurora
caught a sparkle.
Shoot me
Beyond the sofa.
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Real Lyric: Making love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: Making love to this really tiny chick
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: Chocolate coated onion rings
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Real Lyric: Another loser anthem
The Misheard: Never loose your man thong
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Real Lyric: For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees.
They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese.
The Misheard: For days and nights they battled the band that chewed their knees.
They killed to earn their living and to help out the conga ease.
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a Milky Way.
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Real Lyric: You make me feel... (MONY MONY!) So... (Mony mony!) Good... (Mony MOny) oh!
The Misheard: You make me feel... (like a pony!) So... (like a pony!)
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