The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna kiss the bride!
The Misheard: I wanna kiss the sky!
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Real Lyric: Manners are just hunches, I'm not sure what they mean
The Misheard: My TARDIS malfunctions, I'm not sure what they mean
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Real Lyric: Parisian skies, shadows beneath your eyes All we have is now, and the arc of your brow
The Misheard: Parisian skies, shadows beneath your eyes All we have is now, and the apathy brow
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Real Lyric: I love the tiny veins in your back, they remind me of the way the porcelain cracks
The Misheard: I love the tiny events in your back, they remind me of the way the parsnip cracks.
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Real Lyric: It seems like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
The Misheard: It seems like a perfect night to dress up like hamsters
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Real Lyric: I bought a skeetblanket
The Misheard: I bought a seat blanket
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Real Lyric: Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you
The Misheard: every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away Sit on the dock of the bay wastin' time
The Misheard: I'm gonna sit on the doctor's bed Watchin' the time roll away Sit on the doctor's bed, wastin' time
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Real Lyric: We're coming to your town we'll help you party down.
The Misheard: We're coming to your town, we'll help you powder 'em down.
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Real Lyric: Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up.
The Misheard: Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to f**k us up.
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