The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand.
The Misheard: You don't have to say you love me just because I'm mad.
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Real Lyric: Two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: Two-ton hippos and a microphone
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Real Lyric: Who are you, who who who who...
The Misheard: Blue water, blue blue blue blue...
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Real Lyric: She dreams in color she dreams in red can't find a better man.
The Misheard: She dreams of butter she dreams of bread can't find a butter knife.
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Real Lyric: The rhythm is gonna get'cha
The Misheard: The fisherman's gonna get'cha
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Real Lyric: Huge, as were his children
The Misheard: Huge-ass were his children
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Real Lyric: It's OK to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.
The Misheard: It's OK. We're all fish, 'cause we don't have any fillings.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
The Misheard: On the clothes line, tiny dancer
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house. She's mighty mighty. Just lettin' it all hang out.
The Misheard: She's got breasts. Ow! They're mighty mighty. She's lettin' em all hang out.
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass but watch yourself.
The Misheard: Take ya ass and smash the elf.
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